I played this game with my daughter and I couldn’t believe it! We began by chanting “Ouija are you here?” Over and over again. Then it did the craziest thing I’d ever seen. It said, “ nothing,” absolutely nothing. And so my daughter asked a different question to just like open up to the board or whatever ya know? So, we placed the arrow thingy in the center of the board, the clear part on the T. She asked a very personal question, she very much like tea, so, she asked, “do you like tea.” I personally thought nothing would happen, but the arrow thingy, didn’t move once again. Concerned, she asked once more. “Do you like tea?” Now, being the jokester I am, I thought this was the perfect set up for a joke. I personally didn’t move anything as one does when playing such a serious game. But, to my logic, I think that the board likes the tea. Why? Because it didn’t move from the letter T! Hahaha, I’m the funniest. But then she spat at my face but that’s not important. We turned off all the lights then put on a candle that smells like terrible men’s cologne which I wear if we’re being honest. We tried once again. We said good bye, and then restarted after watching a seven minute video of a guy telling us exactly what we were doing except we just didn’t have the part that said, “have an open mind” which I guess we didn’t think about too much. I grabbed a picture of my dead brother, and we asked the ouija board if he could come and visit on the board. Me and bro bro both are the jokester type ya know? And so, I thought it would be hilarious if we asked a stupid question to my dead brother. “Do you like fart slash poop jokes?” We were more than certain that he would’ve responded sense this question is clearly an important segment in his humor. We waiting a minimum of like five minutes just like the box says, but absolutely nothing. Disappointed. The box claims, “Just ask it a question and wait to see what answer the Mystifying Oracle(trade mark) will reveal to you.” Now, we had candles and crystals and stuff like that. But when I tell you that was a friggin lie!? “Sturdy Wood Ouija Board Featuring Original Graphics...” WHAT DO YOU MEAN WOOD?!?!?! THIS PEICE OF “WOOD” IS ACTUAL CARD BOARD?!?! WOOD MY ASS?! I mean it could actually be wood, but, they cover it up in paper so don’t take my word for it okay? We did everything we could to summon dead people with this board including the part where we must, “...wipe with a soft, dry cloth to remove dust and moisture.” What’s gonna happen? Will the moisture that goes to the board be taken from my skin causing skin damage? I dunno. I’m trying here okay? In the beginning, i already had little faith due to the fact that this board game is from hasbro. Ya know the place where they make toys and stuff for children? Why is this targeted toward children? It’s like, ya gotta be 21 years of age to be able to drink alcoholic beverages, 18 years of age to smoke tobacco and marijuana and join the military to die, and 8 years of age to summon f-ing demons? I think it’s fun to play with, but I might die after making fun of it. Sorry demons.
